Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Gay Genie


A gay man was walking along the beach at Fire Island when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a gay genie.

The Genie said, "Hey Girl, wassup?"

The amazed man asked if he got three wishes.

"Nope, just one...due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages, third-world countries, my new pumps pinching my big toes, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be? The complete set of Tyson Cane videos? A copy of the Marilyn Monroe Happy Birthday Mr. President sequined dress in your size with matching shoes?"

The man shook his head 'no', and didn't hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and shrieked, "Miss Thaaaaaang, I don't think so, not in this lifetime!! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man, you know, one that's considerate and fun, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, is well endowed, only wants sex from me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much, has a great job with a good income, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and tells me I always look fabulous, and is great in bed. That's what I wish for... the perfect guy to have as my lover."

The Genie let out a long sigh, clutched his hand to his heart and said, "Oh Miss Thang... let me see that map again."

23 comments:

BR!AN said...

Hehehehehe

That was funny .. :D :D

I want a gay genie myself .. I can ask him for some stuff you know .. :)

"Gay Boy" Weekly said...

br!an

HeHeHe

Glad that you like it..

We all want a gay genie dude, who doesn't :P

yacineamirgay said...

حتى هذه الاحلام استحالت مستحيلا امام المارد
السلام في الشرق الاوسط والحبيب الكامل
بل و كان الحلم الثاني اصعب من الاول
لكن رغم ذلك اتمنى ان يكون لي مارد و ساطلب كل الاشياء الاخرى بما لي حبيبا اعشقه
تطرقك للموضوع بهذه الطريقة يوحي لنا عن مخيلتك الفذة
استمر في الكتابة
تحياتي

اجندا حمرا said...

gay boy weekly
u r just amazing
u always amaze me with the great things u talk about ,seems u r funny too,i loved reading it till the last word,i enjoyed reading it very much
although it holds some bitterness mixed wiz some funny parts
i wish u happiness and sure the wish u asked the genie for;)

"Gay Boy" Weekly said...

ياسين

اصبح الصراع في الشرق الاوسط والحبيب هما القضيتان الاكثر تعقيدا في العالم :)

"Gay Boy" Weekly said...

اجندا حمرا

Thanks honey so much, i'm really happy that you loved it :)

Do you beieve that?? Finding a great lover is more diffcult than finding a solution for the middle east crisis HeHeHe

اجندا حمرا said...

most welcome always gayboyweekly
yeah sure i can belive that dear
finding a lover like that one in our dreams is a next to impossible thinglike stopping the conflicts between middle eastern countries but i do think as dark as it seems we cant lose hope finding a lover can we?

"Gay Boy" Weekly said...

اجندا احمرا

Yeah, we can't lose hope

شباب روش طحن said...

أنا حقا سعيد بالتعرف عليك وعلي مدونتك الجميلة وسأكون دائما ضيف عندك إنشاء الله وسؤال أنت ليه كده سيبك من أن ده حرام يعني بس ليه؟ ولن يشكل هذا أي فرق في علاقتنا إنشاء الله

"Gay Boy" Weekly said...

شباب روش طحن

اهلا فيك، تسألني ليه كدا وكأن هذا اختياري، طبعا كل واحد له اراء في هذا الموضوع، ونحن نقول ان هذه هي طبيعتنا، لاننا لم نختر ان نكون مثليين

وطبعا احب اذكرك ان هناك فرق بين الشذوذ والمثلية، يعني المثليين ناس عاديين مش جنس ثالث او وحدة مسترجلة، اعتقد هؤلاء هم الشاذين

اما موضوع المصطلحات اعتقد انه موضوع طويل، اتمنى ان تقرأ بوستي تحت عنوان
(مصطلحات)
وهي من اوئل ما كتبت في هذه المدونة؟؟

هل هناك حل سحري لكي يصبح المثلي مغاير؟؟ هل الحل ان يتزوج المثلي فتاة رغما عن عواطفه؟ لا اعتقد ان هذا هو الحل، وهناك تجارب كثيرة اثبتت فشلها في هذا المجال

عالعموم، ارحب فيك في مدونتي، واعتبرني قاريء دائم في مدونتك، لانها فعلا مدونة رائعة واحييك عليها

واتمنى انك تجاوبني على سؤالي الذي وضعته في مدونتك بخصوص الرقم سبعة

تحياتي الحارة

AMIROU said...

اين أنت يا صديقي؛ لا أرى أثرا لك في جنبات مدونتي، كنت أشم عبقا تعليقاتك على بعض ما أدون ولكن لم ار ذلك منذ يومين او اكثر... هل أنت على ما يرام؟؟؟؟

AMIROU said...

تحياتي صديقي خالد
****************
كنت قد وضعت في مدونتي موضوعين الأول عن الفيلسوف المثلي "ميشال فوكو" والثاني عن الفيلسوف الوجودي المثلي "جون بول سارتر"، وكم تمنيت ان اجد تعليقاتك على الملخصات الاتي اوردتها هناك.
***************
تحيــــاتي أمــــير

LORD.M.M said...

Hehehehehehehe


that was too funny !!!


( let me see that map again !! )

yacineamirgay said...

انه الاحد ... ارجو ان تكون بخير
تحياتي

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